Rejection Letter TO a Publisher

We all get these kind of letters from publishers and agents alike. This is my take on if the roles were finally reversed.

Dear Esteemed Publishing Corporation,

After some deep consideration, I must regretfully inform you that I must reject your rejection letter.

Although it was cleverly written and grammatically correct, I could not find myself accepting such content. I do appreciate the fact that you mentioned my novel in your letter, however, and such considerations do carry some weight with me. With that being said, I will give you another chance. I would suggest that your revise your letter and send it in again. Perhaps the second time will be the charm.

Sincerely,

Lottie M. Hancock

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